Hello All

I am such a bad blogger. Really. I haven't posted in 5 days. So I should probably fill you in on the horribly uneventful and monotonous thing called my life. Let's get started! [fake enthusiasm]

I haven't actually been doing much. My mom had surgery on the 3rd. She won't let me talk about her bodily functions on the Internet, so I can't say what it was for. But anyway, she's been home since the 4th. With me. Every day. And she can't even drive, so we can't go to the mall or anything interesting like that. 

Instead, she's taken me to the rec center pool down the street. She checks out the lifeguards while I swim. It's really quite entertaining. Some people are just so funny.

AN UNFORESEEN LIST! 

5 Signs That You May Be Addicted To The Internet:

• You don't go on the computer for 2 days, and it takes you an hour to go through your email and blogs. 
• Same scenario as number 1, and it takes you 2 hours to go through and watch your Youtube subscriptions. 
• Your friends send you multiple emails, and you, never receiving them, are surprised when they send one with the subject Fwd: RACHEL'S GONE MISSING. SEARCH PARTY VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
• You have more than 5 email addresses.
• In those stupid forwarding game/things, you send yourself the email, just to see if it really works. 

5 Signs That You're Addicted To Harry Potter:

• You were EXTREMELY disappointed when your 11th birthday came and the Hogwarts letter didn't come. [I've still got 4 possible chances]
• You had to read the end of The Half Blood Prince and all of Deathly Hallows with a box [or two. or five] of tissues. 
• You try to 'convert' your friends from Twilight to HP. 
• You read Deathly Hallows in 8 hours. 
• Say 'She's such a Lavender' or 'He's such a Snape' or 'He's such a Lord Voldemort' when someone is either A) annoying, B) annoying/mean, C) EVILLLLL

I had a REALLY strange dream last night. I was in some fraternity house/ school thing, and there were a whole bunch of my friends partying. Except we were all college kids. And then for some reason, me and my friends [Becca, Stella, Victoria, Kristina, and Chris] decided to take showers. And there were actual showers, too. Stalls and what not. So we're all showering [ and singing for some reason], and some of our guy friends come in. We [the girls showering] scream, even though we all have towels to cover up with and all. The guys retreat to their respective stalls to change and shower. Except for a few guys, who decide to hang around and talk to us. Including the guy who I used to like. So I walk across the room to the sinks, where he's standing. But I only have a towel on. I try to be all nonchalant and cool, just going over to fix my hair and get my clothes. And then, he starts toward a stall, grabbing my bag with him. And I'm all flustered and fake upset. He goes in the stall, and starts to get undressed. I push the door open, and he's got his shirt off and the belt half off. He says, 'You want to join me?' and I'm like, 'Sure.' All nonchalant, like I said. So I take the towel off, and he's all like, 'Holy cow.' He LITERALLY said 'holy cow'. So we started making out and then I woke up. 

I shouldn't eat chocolate chip cookies or s'mores ice cream before bed.  

BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE